Ten Day Assessment

Here is my evaluation of the superior and inferior aspects of El Salvador in comparison to Los Estados Unidos thus far...

Superior:
-Ocean Water Temperature
-Animal Crackers...I think the secret is tons of sugar
-Coca Light...it's just better than Diet Coke
-Size of 'Otter Pop' type frozen treats
-Strength and solidarity of ants...5 were witnessed carrying a whole Pringle chip...teamwork makes the dream work!
-Availability and placement of hammocks
-Sun intensity
-Shopping center and restaurant security...there is always at least one man standing guard with a semi-automatic weapon in ready position
-Jugo de fresas frescas
-Consistently large waves
-Amount of beach space per person...most times it feels like you have your own private beach
-Limited need for clothes, showers (might be up for dispute), makeup, etc.
-Defensive driving skills
-Tranquil lifestyle
-Frequency of firework displays

Inferior:

-Internet access...ergo, inability to play Word Twist
-Postal service...not to be confused with the music group most popularly known for the song "Such Great Heights"
-Lack of foods containing fiber...which may be intentional due to the inferior plumbing
-Ice Cream
-No Trader Joe's or any place to find good veggies for that matter
-Lack of hot water...although cold showers are generally more preferable in this heat anyway
-Food packaging...everything comes in a bag...mayonnaise, beans, sour cream, etc.
-Price of juice, toys, and boogie boards
-Lack of people who understand and appreciate "Arrested Development" and/or "The Office" references
-Sour candy...definitely should have brought a bigger supply from home
-Frequency of bug bites